You may or may not know Cat from the Poon Room, but I guarantee that you'll want to know her after visiting this site, which is dedicated to exposing the great Cat's sordid porno past. For several years now Cat has pretended to be an innocent, virtuous Pooner, when in reality, she has a past that includes Cleveland Steamers, midgets, Dirty Sanchez's, and adult video. That's right...adult video. In her 5 year career, Cat appeared in 674 films, with such titles as 'Edward Penishands', 'Bathroom BJ's', 'The Mighty Pork-Sword', and 'Cocks, C**ts, and Cat'.

In the days to come, you will be privy to pictures and files that I have obtained at a great price, that price being my manhood. Since viewing said material, I have wanked my johnson down to nothing...NOTHING!!! DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I AM SAYING? It started out a little chafed, but little by little my once-large member became thinner and thinner (have you ever smelled burning cock? It's not pretty). Now it looks like a McDonald's straw that has been thrown into the fireplace.

Anyway, sit down, get your kleenex out, and stay for a while. Oh yeah, sign the Guestbook and visit the Forum (Coming Soon) to let me know what you think of the site. The more surfer interaction I receive, the more updates I will make to the site.

Sincerely,

Mr X